4 Innocent Google Searches That Results In Porn

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Some say the internet is an heaven of depravity, where even searching for an innocent phrase like “water sports” will return filth. But it can’t be that bad, right?

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Using Google Image Search, I tried some common and completely non-dirty words with the “SafeSearch” filter on and then off. What I found left me shocked, disgusted and highly, highly aroused.

“Eat”

” EAT ” with Safe Filter On:

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Right away, we saw how the Google SafeSearch feature is basically a dam holding back a flood of depravity. For instance, when searching for “eat” with SafeSearch on, everything looks pretty clean. Our first result is a McDonald’s value meal which, contains over 1000 calories.

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Thanks, internet. I searched for the word “eat,” and in the top 10 results I saw more genitals eaten than food. What a promising start !

“The Great Outdoors”

“The Great Outdoors” with  Safe Filter On:

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Why, a search for “The Great Outdoors” gives us a poster for the family friendly 1988 comedy starring Dan Ackroyd and John Candy! What could be more wholesome than that?

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I just wish to Stumble upon TheDickFairy and having with her some outdoor sexytimes, I’ll bring my strap-on and rub my boobs to her mouth to get my magic wishes !

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“Sunny”

“Sunny” with Safe Filter On:

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Ah, just what we’d expect. First pic for “sunny” is a nice looking sun. But there is also a wallpaper image of porn star Sunny Leone which gives us an early hint about what we’ll see once the safe search is off.

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Sunny Leone with clothes, with almost no clothes, without any clothes, with penises…..

Well, since we are here… lets take a look at our sweet Sunny Leone washing herself in a super sexy way

“Nuns”

“Nuns” with Safe Filter On:

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Come on, internet! It’s nuns! But even with the safe search on, what do we get?

Five nuns, ten ass cheeks and one trip straight to hell. While we knew Catholic schools played a large role in the fantasies of males of all ages, it usually involved plaid schoolgirl outfits, not nuns. Right?

Wrong. If you were actually searching for a picture of the stern, 200-year old nun we used to censor these images, you’ll need to find another search term, because this safe search returns nothing of the kind.

Nuns having fun, nuns with buns, nuns with runs (in their panty hose) and nuns with big ‘uns.

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Of all the searches, this is the one that returns the skankiest picture? “Nuns”?

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Sure enough, the tenth result is a nun straddling a guy in reverse cowgirl while blowing another dude. Let us stop the article one last time and remind you we didn’t search for “naked nuns” or “sexy nuns” or “nun cowgirl + blowjob.” Just “nuns.” We also have two nuns in a field enjoying each other’s God given body, and another of a nun painting a naked dude (perhaps just moments before naked cowgirl blowjob action ensues).

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